Q: What are they again, exactly?
A: Bunk Bots are handmade soft fleece ROBOT doll toys.
Q: How big are they?
A: Bunk Bots are about 20 cm tall (8 inches).
Q: Can I be a "fan" of Bunk Bots on Facebook?
A: Yes. Go here.
Q: Why stuffed robots?
A: Humans love teddy bears, and stuffy sharks, and plush dinosaurs. These TOYS are cute and
cuddly, but would you ever want to hug a REAL bear, shark, or dinosaur? Real animals would
either eat you or just rip you to shreds with their razor sharp claws. So, Bunk Bots are just
channeling that same toy-versus-real and love-versus-fear energy. Except, everybody knows
that REAL robots would never eat you.
Q: Seriously now--do these things make sounds or move or vibrate or light-up or take batteries
or actually do anything?
A: Nope. They're just soft and they look cool. Bunk Bots are safe for all ages.
Q: Are these the kinds of robots that help with household chores, or do they shoot laser beams
and vaporize anything that gets in their way?
A: Bunk Bots do not help with household chores.
Q: Aren't these Bunk Bots just part of an evil plan to win the hearts and minds of humans
so that it's easier for giant metal robots to take over the world in the future?
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Q: "I've got a great idea for a new..."
A: Please review the Unsolicited Submission Policy. After reading our policy, if you'd like to
make an unsolicited submission, please send email to suggestions@bunkbots.com
A special message from Huge Factory to KIDS:
Robots are awesome! Pay attention in Math! Visit science museums!
A special message from Huge Factory to MOMS:
Just admit it. These Bunk Bots are cute. And your kid loves them. We also know that you
secretly love robots. We won't tell anyone. Unless you want us to. Buy that cute kid of yours
a Bunk Bot already.
A special message from Huge Factory to DADS:
Deal with it. Your kid loves stuffed animals. But you don't have to buy your kid a fluffy pink
unicorn or a little kitty cat doll. Huge Factory is giving you an option that will make everybody
happy. Robots are awesome. Buy your kid a Bunk Bot.
A special message from Huge Factory to GEEKS (or... our peers):
Know your enemy. If the next generation knows more about robots... if we can influence
more children to become gearheads... then, and only then, will humans have a fighting chance
against the robot apocalypse. Huge Factory is preparing for the future, and you can too.
Do your part to ensure the survival of the human race. Buy a Bunk Bot.
Q: Were the Bunk Bots really at the WTHRA 2009 show in California?
A: Yes. We were in booth 619--right across from the Gas-O-Matic booth!
Q: Were the Bunk Bots really at Toy Fair 2009 in NYC?
A: We were in booth 4940. This short MOVIE helped many people find us.
Retail stores and distributors:
Thanks for checking out our stuff! You know what to do now--buy some! Email us at info@bunkbots.com and we'll send you wholesale info.
CPSIA / CPSC:
Safety is important to us, as the Bunk Bots are intended for ALL AGES. The Bunk Bots have been thoroughly tested by a third-party independent lab and they comply with the new toy safety laws. Here is our Certificate of Compliance.